During Saturday’s trip to Sculpture by the sea, I took (a friend’s kids) Josiah and Amos up to sit in front of a sculpture, while kel took a photo of the three of us.
Helpful passer-by: “Do you want me to take a photo of the four of you?”.
Kel: “No, they’re not our kids…”
Helpful passer-by: (horrified look)
Kel: (pause) “The parents are just over there”.